TITLES OF BOOKS FOR SENIORS(JOKES)

1.SHIHABUDHEEN :ADOORUM VEDIYOCHAKALUM:STORY OF A HEART-BROKEN
MLISC DEGREE HOLDER
2.DEEPAK :TARZAN KADAKKAL
3.VIJU :ACHANURANGATHA VEEDU-PRINT VERSION
4.SUDARSHAN :AALIBABA AND 41 THIEVES
5.SANJO JOSE :HOW TO BECOME MORE GLAMOUROUS:101 WAYS
6.RAJESH :ASURAVITTH
7.SAVITRY :KALIKKUDUKKA OR BAALARAMA OR BOBANUM MOLIYUM
8.SANTHIKRISHNA :NEW CRIME THRILLER OF BATTON BOSE"ASANTHIYUDE
DINANGAL"-COLLAPSED DREAMS OF LIBRARY
SCIENCE STUDENTS AFTER HER DEPARTURE"
9.SREE RAKHI :AUTO BIOGRAPHY OF HITLER
10.MANJU :CYNDRILLA
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N.B:TITLES SELECTED BASED ON THEIR NATURE AND CHARACTERISTICS

BOOK FOR SHERIN(JOKE)

THE BOOK SELECTION COMMITTIES OF VARIOUS INSTITUTIONS HAD A HERCULIAN TASK TO FIND OUT A BOOK FOR MS.SHERIN SUSAN PAUL.THE TITLES RECOMENDED ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1.KALLANA: SINCE IT IS SMALL IN SIZE AND NOT FORMIDABLE IT WAS
REJECTED.

2.THE HOUND OF BASKKERWILLES:THE HUNTER EVIL DOG IS DANGEROUS IN
REMOTE SWAMPS ONLY.SO REJECTED.

3.KOLAKOLLI :SELECTED.SINCE IT HAS CENT PERCENT SIMILARITY WITH HER.

TITLES SELECTED FOR SENIORS(JOKES)

1.ANJU :BULL FIGHTS IN GERMANY
2.ANITHA :NUTRIENT DEFICIENCY SYNDROMES
3.SANGEETHA :BAALA VAIDYA CHIKITSA SAMGRAHAM
4.CHITRA :VILLAGE GIRL AND A LOVERS HEART."LOVER"?HE
SINGS... .PLS FIND OUT....
5.REMYA :WOMEN AND OBESITY:A RESEARCH STUDY
6.AMBILI :MINDAA PUUCHA
7.SEBASTIAN(POLICE):GARUDAN TOOKKAUM URUTTALUM:A CRITICAL STUDY
8.NEW CHECHI :CAT WALK:A MODERN APPOROACH
9.TUDY MOL :NAMUKKU VEENDUM PRARTHIKKAM
10.SHERIN :UNABLE TO FIND A BOOK.CONTACTED ALL BOOK
SELECTION COMMITTIES ON EARTH.ADVICE PENDING.
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BOOKS SELECTED BASED ON THEIR NATURE AND CHARACTERISTICS

JINU,"THE ABNORMAL LIBRARIAN"

She got theNET/JRF in 2006.she is second to none as nobody attained it from KU since 2000 in LIS discipline.she came to dept.and gave ladoos to all.some 8-10 were remaining ,so she get into our lecture hall and gave it to us also.Now she is getting trained in British library,Tvpm.I saw her with pleasing manners when i went there.The title may arouse ambiguity.DR.SRRdefines "SUBJECT"in PROLEGOMENA that it should fall in line with the intellectual competence and field of inevitable specialization of a "normal" person.
Lalitha mam said:"abnormal " person means 'mad,eccectric,genius,extra genius,absent minded etc.'Jinu can be ranked as "genius".so the heading should take in that perspective.I often asks reseach scholars their e-mails so to have cost effective means of contacts with them.when i asked jinu her e-mail ,she used the analytico-synthetic method of CC for giving me a class number.As she is very cautious about cyber security,and also the class number given to me was of that meaning,she told: "I have no e-mail".This shows she is having some more stuff than of a genius. she thinks of winding up the training in the British library in march,as DR.DEVARAJAN advices her to join for research in KU ,forseeing a promising career and also a teaching faculty when Lalitha mam retires.

DR.DEEPA:THE "PHENOMENON"(SATIRE)

One girl from the Institute of English sat on the table in the dept.of library and information science.Rohit was so angry and asked her to get down since sitting on the table was prohibited by DR.G.D.
Teaching -learning process is considered to be formal in nature.DR.DEEPA smashed that concept to smithereens.she mimics JAGATHY SREEKUMAR marvellously and uses that ability to edify her lectures,thus making it both informal and interesting.
DR.DEEPA considers the table in front of her chair as a barrier of communication.so she always sits on the table while lecturing with30 degree BODY ANGULATION LEFT LATERALLY.SHIJUcommended:
"there is no wonder to find the girls from there usually sit on tables"
SO TO SAY,IT IS CENT PERCENT RIGHT
"MUMBE GAMIKKUM GOVU THANTE
PIMPE GAMIKKUM BAHU GOKKALLELLAM"

LOVE LETTERS

"X" TOLD HER FATHER THAT ALL HER FRIENDS ARE REGULARLY GETTING "LOVE"LETTERS.SHE HARDLY RECEIVED ANYONE THEN."X" WAS LATE THAT DAY BECAUSE THE ONAM CELEBRATIONS IN THE mliscLECTURE HALL LASTED TILL EVEING.
SHE WENT TO HER HOME IN AUTORICKSHAW .HER FATHER WAS WAITING THERE IN THE GARDEN IMPATIENTLY.
AS SHE ENTERED THE HOME,HER FATHER HEARD THE SOUND OF AUTO RESTARTING FOR RETURN.HE MISINTERPRETED IT AS SOUND OF A BIKE.
HE ASKED HER '"who is that person who dropped u".SHE REPLIED""WHICH BIKE ",I HAVE NOT SEEN ANY BIKE.I CAME IN AN AUTO.

NB:SHE DOES NOT KNOW THE INTERNAL TENSIONS OF A FATHER HAVING A DAUGHTER ABOVE 20_22 YRS OF AGE.

onnum..onnum....

Bhaskaracharya taught his daughter leelavathi mathematics through "slokaas".the slokaas contained interesting queries that was to be answered.

KKLwas trying to recite one slokaa from her mind.she said"what is it"..........oh.....,not remembering....'.

arun suddenly told to me
"onnun onnun randaanu .......
........onnum onnum........fathima......aaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaa..