LOVE LETTERS

"X" TOLD HER FATHER THAT ALL HER FRIENDS ARE REGULARLY GETTING "LOVE"LETTERS.SHE HARDLY RECEIVED ANYONE THEN."X" WAS LATE THAT DAY BECAUSE THE ONAM CELEBRATIONS IN THE mliscLECTURE HALL LASTED TILL EVEING.
SHE WENT TO HER HOME IN AUTORICKSHAW .HER FATHER WAS WAITING THERE IN THE GARDEN IMPATIENTLY.
AS SHE ENTERED THE HOME,HER FATHER HEARD THE SOUND OF AUTO RESTARTING FOR RETURN.HE MISINTERPRETED IT AS SOUND OF A BIKE.
HE ASKED HER '"who is that person who dropped u".SHE REPLIED""WHICH BIKE ",I HAVE NOT SEEN ANY BIKE.I CAME IN AN AUTO.

NB:SHE DOES NOT KNOW THE INTERNAL TENSIONS OF A FATHER HAVING A DAUGHTER ABOVE 20_22 YRS OF AGE.

onnum..onnum....

Bhaskaracharya taught his daughter leelavathi mathematics through "slokaas".the slokaas contained interesting queries that was to be answered.

KKLwas trying to recite one slokaa from her mind.she said"what is it"..........oh.....,not remembering....'.

arun suddenly told to me
"onnun onnun randaanu .......
........onnum onnum........fathima......aaaaaaaa
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EX-SERVICE MAN

A full bottle made him out of coverage area.he fell into the well as he was not well enough to walk properly.
His neighbour just stsrted to go for a wedding party then. he heard hue and cry from the well.he informed others and dailed 101.

after rescue,the man was asked how he happened to be in the well.He replied:
"DON"T TOUCH ME,i am an EXSERVICE man,u know .....in 1973,when i was in............"

His neighbour hardly took 2 seconds to take a decision.
later the exserviceman was found counting the stars near the well and 2 out of 32 from his mouth were also missing.

ADVICES (1page)(SATIRE)

The minister was telling the college students about "moral values".the minister was a previous student in that college.a senior staff was there hearing his speech.a sign of contempt flickered on his face.
the minister was college union member during his study there.he married the girl only after a train of protests from her relatives.(she was pregnant before the marriage).
so KPV asserted us that we must be aware of persons who now a days giving advices.he told;once there was a saint.one day he was giving advices to his disciples.the saint saint:"God has created everything,he only have the right to develop and destroy living things."Humans are not permitted to kill anything.at that time the saint was crushing a mosquito in his palms which sucked much blood from his body.
KPV WAS SMILING WHILE SAYING THIS AND LOOKED AT EVERYONE'S FACE.SHINY DID'NT UNDERSTOOD THE CONTEXT MEANT BY KPV.SOUMYA LOOKED AROUND.SHE DID'NT FIND ANYONE SMILING.KPV WAS THEN LOOKING AT HER.SOUMYA SMILED AS IF THE STORY PROMPTED HER TO SMILE AND THUS NOT DISCOURAGING HIM FROM TELLING FURTHER STORIES