JINU,"THE ABNORMAL LIBRARIAN"

She got theNET/JRF in 2006.she is second to none as nobody attained it from KU since 2000 in LIS discipline.she came to dept.and gave ladoos to all.some 8-10 were remaining ,so she get into our lecture hall and gave it to us also.Now she is getting trained in British library,Tvpm.I saw her with pleasing manners when i went there.The title may arouse ambiguity.DR.SRRdefines "SUBJECT"in PROLEGOMENA that it should fall in line with the intellectual competence and field of inevitable specialization of a "normal" person.
Lalitha mam said:"abnormal " person means 'mad,eccectric,genius,extra genius,absent minded etc.'Jinu can be ranked as "genius".so the heading should take in that perspective.I often asks reseach scholars their e-mails so to have cost effective means of contacts with them.when i asked jinu her e-mail ,she used the analytico-synthetic method of CC for giving me a class number.As she is very cautious about cyber security,and also the class number given to me was of that meaning,she told: "I have no e-mail".This shows she is having some more stuff than of a genius. she thinks of winding up the training in the British library in march,as DR.DEVARAJAN advices her to join for research in KU ,forseeing a promising career and also a teaching faculty when Lalitha mam retires.

DR.DEEPA:THE "PHENOMENON"(SATIRE)

One girl from the Institute of English sat on the table in the dept.of library and information science.Rohit was so angry and asked her to get down since sitting on the table was prohibited by DR.G.D.
Teaching -learning process is considered to be formal in nature.DR.DEEPA smashed that concept to smithereens.she mimics JAGATHY SREEKUMAR marvellously and uses that ability to edify her lectures,thus making it both informal and interesting.
DR.DEEPA considers the table in front of her chair as a barrier of communication.so she always sits on the table while lecturing with30 degree BODY ANGULATION LEFT LATERALLY.SHIJUcommended:
"there is no wonder to find the girls from there usually sit on tables"
SO TO SAY,IT IS CENT PERCENT RIGHT
"MUMBE GAMIKKUM GOVU THANTE
PIMPE GAMIKKUM BAHU GOKKALLELLAM"

LOVE LETTERS

"X" TOLD HER FATHER THAT ALL HER FRIENDS ARE REGULARLY GETTING "LOVE"LETTERS.SHE HARDLY RECEIVED ANYONE THEN."X" WAS LATE THAT DAY BECAUSE THE ONAM CELEBRATIONS IN THE mliscLECTURE HALL LASTED TILL EVEING.
SHE WENT TO HER HOME IN AUTORICKSHAW .HER FATHER WAS WAITING THERE IN THE GARDEN IMPATIENTLY.
AS SHE ENTERED THE HOME,HER FATHER HEARD THE SOUND OF AUTO RESTARTING FOR RETURN.HE MISINTERPRETED IT AS SOUND OF A BIKE.
HE ASKED HER '"who is that person who dropped u".SHE REPLIED""WHICH BIKE ",I HAVE NOT SEEN ANY BIKE.I CAME IN AN AUTO.

NB:SHE DOES NOT KNOW THE INTERNAL TENSIONS OF A FATHER HAVING A DAUGHTER ABOVE 20_22 YRS OF AGE.

onnum..onnum....

Bhaskaracharya taught his daughter leelavathi mathematics through "slokaas".the slokaas contained interesting queries that was to be answered.

KKLwas trying to recite one slokaa from her mind.she said"what is it"..........oh.....,not remembering....'.

arun suddenly told to me
"onnun onnun randaanu .......
........onnum onnum........fathima......aaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaa..

EX-SERVICE MAN

A full bottle made him out of coverage area.he fell into the well as he was not well enough to walk properly.
His neighbour just stsrted to go for a wedding party then. he heard hue and cry from the well.he informed others and dailed 101.

after rescue,the man was asked how he happened to be in the well.He replied:
"DON"T TOUCH ME,i am an EXSERVICE man,u know .....in 1973,when i was in............"

His neighbour hardly took 2 seconds to take a decision.
later the exserviceman was found counting the stars near the well and 2 out of 32 from his mouth were also missing.

ADVICES (1page)(SATIRE)

The minister was telling the college students about "moral values".the minister was a previous student in that college.a senior staff was there hearing his speech.a sign of contempt flickered on his face.
the minister was college union member during his study there.he married the girl only after a train of protests from her relatives.(she was pregnant before the marriage).
so KPV asserted us that we must be aware of persons who now a days giving advices.he told;once there was a saint.one day he was giving advices to his disciples.the saint saint:"God has created everything,he only have the right to develop and destroy living things."Humans are not permitted to kill anything.at that time the saint was crushing a mosquito in his palms which sucked much blood from his body.
KPV WAS SMILING WHILE SAYING THIS AND LOOKED AT EVERYONE'S FACE.SHINY DID'NT UNDERSTOOD THE CONTEXT MEANT BY KPV.SOUMYA LOOKED AROUND.SHE DID'NT FIND ANYONE SMILING.KPV WAS THEN LOOKING AT HER.SOUMYA SMILED AS IF THE STORY PROMPTED HER TO SMILE AND THUS NOT DISCOURAGING HIM FROM TELLING FURTHER STORIES

THE NOUVELLES TEAM (PRESS CLUB ,TVPM)

The tea and the snacks after the research centre's inagural function refreshed all of us.I congratulated the novelle team members and expressed my best wishes for the newly launched website www.thenouvelles.com.when asked how they r managing such error free language in the articles uploaded,the answer was not same as i have expected.

CAN U GUESS THE ANSWER:
CLUE: GREAT WRITERS SPEND YEARS BEFORE THEY START"GETTING IT RIGHT".