FAREWELL:JASI MEETS LALITHA MAM..

LALITHA MADAM CALLED JASIM TO HER CABIN AND TOLD:WE TEACHERS ,DISCUSSED THE MATTER.ALWAYS USE DIPLOMACY IN YOUR WORDS.ACTUALLY,SHERIN IS SIMPLE AND GOOD.I CONSOLED HER SAYING WHY YOU HAVEN'T CONSIDERED THE INCIDENT TO BE DONE BY YOUR BROTHER.WHY YOU HADN'T GAVE HIM A PINCH OR KICK...OKAY JASIM .. ...LET BYGONES BE BYGONES..(REMAINING IS "CLASSIFIED"ONLY APPLICABLE TO JASI;SOURCES SAID.)SO NOT TO BE EXPOSED...

FAREWELL:ANAND -THE SCAPE GOAT

JASI TOLD THE AUDIENCE THAT HE IS THE PROXY TO EXPRESS ANGER OVER SENIORS'S ATTITUDES.SINCE THE SPEECH WAS OF UTTER ABUSES EVRYBODY PROTESTED.SENIORS(GIRLS) TOLD THAT IT WAS A PREPLANNED DRAMA,ANAND HEADED IT.
JASI REACTS:ANAND IS INNOCENT AND BENEVOLENT.THER WAS NO PREPLANNIG NOR ANAND'S SUPPORT.HE IS REALLY A ROLE-MODEL AND I HAVE HAD THE RESPONSIBILITY OVER THE SPEECH.HE IS DEEPLY PAINED ON THE ISSUE WHICH MADE THE FUNCTION ENDING IN FAILURE.

FAREWELL:KKL REACTS TO JASI'S LETTER

JASSI EMAILED TO HOD,WITH CC TO OTHER TEACHERS....KKL'S REACTION IS AS FOLLOWS...

DEAR JASIM
OKAY,IF YOU ARE SO PARTICULAR OF HAVING SUBJECTED TO DISCIPLINARY ACTION WITH A MASOCHIST'S MIND I SHALL TRY MY BEST TO PREPARE A"VALLICHOORAL" FOR YOU.YES,COME TO ME.WE WILL TALK ABOUT IT MY BOY.(ABSTRACT)

FAREWELL COMMENTS

TUDY:JASI HAD ENOUGH TIME TO TELL HER ABOUT THE MATTER.WHY HE UTTERED IT IN THE PUBLIC?
MANJU:PREETHI EXPLAINED HER WHAT HAPPENED...OH.....MMMMM.......
ANJU:JASI,I SMILES TO U...IS IT NOT IT SO...

OTHERS: DON'T MAKE JASI A FRIEND,OR BELIEVE HIM....
: ALL MUSLIMS ARE LIKE THIS......
:HUMBUG,UNCULTURED,
INFELICITOUS REMARK
:VAYAADI,ALAVALAADI
:NASHICCU POVUM.....

FAREWELL COMMENTS:SENIORS

1SUDARSHAN:JAS...LEAVE THE MATTER...
2RAJESH:(SMILES)...KALA....KALA...
3.BIJU(LIBRA...ENG.DEPT..)-SHRADICCILLA ALLE...
4.PRAKASH:NAME VENDAYIRUNNU...O.K. ASK HER SORRY...
5.DEEPAK:HA..HAH..HAH...
6.SHIHABUDHEEN:U CAN ALSO MAKE FRIENDSHIPS..WHY U CRITISE ONLY...
7.SANJO:IWAS PREPAREDTO TALK SOMETHING AT THE END..I WAS SHOOCKED.
8.SEBASTIAN: SMILES...
9.SAVITRY: KUUDIPOYYI....
10.SUJA:JASI ORU PRAVASHYAMENKKILUM SHERINTHADUTTU SAMSARICHITUNDO...
11.AMBILY:HOW DID U ASSESED HER CHARACTER?WHAT SHE HAD DONE TO U?
12.CHITRA:VILICHHU VARUTHI KALIYAKKI.....
13.SHANTI:JOINED OTHERS
14.SAIJU:NAME AVOID......

FAREWELL DAY :JASI EXPRESSES REGRETT

5.WHY U MADE MS.SHERIN TO BECOME THE OBJECT OF UR REFERENCE?
JASI:I INCLUDED THEM ALL. NO ONE SMILES AT BOYS.THEY ALWAYS TRIED TO AVOID THEM.ALL BOYS HAS THIS OPINION.I THOUGHT NOT TO BEND ON BEING SILENT.MY GOODNESS.AUDIENCE RESEACH WAS NEEDED AT THE BEGINNING.
6.U HAVE NOW BECAME THE LARANTHUS LORIACEUS IN THE GENEOLOGY OF DLIS?
JASI;WHAT TO DO NOW...ALL HAPPENED.....SORRY AGAIN TO ALL MY FRIENDS,TEACHERS,SENIORS...
7.ANY MORE COMMENTS?
JASI;TO ERR IS HUMAN,TO FORGIVE IS DIVINE.
8.A WOUND THAT CANNOT BE HEALED OVER THE TIME...?
JASI:RIGHT,SORRY TO HAD ANAND'S NAME IN THE SPEECH.HE IS BENEVOLENT.IT IS BECAUSE OF MY BELATED WISDOM.

FAREWELL DAY :JASI EXPRESSES REGRETT

5.WHY U MADE MS.SHERIN TO BECOME THE OBJECT OF UR REFERENCE?
JASI:I INCLUDED THEM ALL. NO ONE SMILES AT BOYS.THEY ALWAYS TRIED TO AVOID THEM.ALL BOYS HAS THIS OPINION.I THOUGHT NOT TO BEND ON BEING SILENT.MY GOODNESS.AUDIENCE RESEARCH WAS NEEDED AT THE BEGINNING.
6.U HAVE NOW BECAME THE LARANTHUS LORIACEUS IN THE GENEOLOGY OF DLIS?
JASI;WHAT TO DO NOW...ALL HAPPENED.....SORRY AGAIN TO ALL MY FRIENDS,TEACHERS,SENIORS...
7.ANY MORE COMMENTS?
JASI;TO ERR IS HUMAN,TO FORGIVE IS DIVINE.
8.A WOUND THAT CANNOT BE HEALED OVER THE TIME...?
JASI:RIGHT,SORRY TO REFERENCE ANAND'S NAME IN THE SPEECH.HE IS BENEVOLENT.IT IS BECAUSE OF MY BELATED WISDOM.

FAREWELL DAY :JASI EXPRESS REGRETT

1.SHERIN WAS SUBJECTED TO THE MOST VICIOUS CALUMNY;UR COMMENTS?
JASI:FROM THE OUTSET,LET ME EXPRESS MY SINCERE REGRETT.I EXPECTED SHERIN TO BE 'RUF AND TUF'.I NEVER WANTED TO CARRY ON A FEUD.BUT AN EPHEMERAL CLASH AND FINAL FRIENDSHIP.BUT.....

2.U MADE A CASUS BELLI..SOMEBODY ALLEGES?
JASI:OH..NO...IT WAS JUST THOUGHT FOR A JOKE...,BUT IT FLOPPED..

3.DO U HAVE ANY HOSTILITY PARTICULAR TO MS.SHERIN?
JASI:NOT AT ALL

4.DLIS WITNESSED SOME APPALING ACTS OF BARBARISM ON THAT DAY,FIRST TIME IN IT'S HISTORY?
JASI:I AM IMMENSLY SORRY

FAREWELL:CAUSE OF EXPLOSION

JASI'S SPEECH WAS THE BOMB(IT'S ABSTACT)
I want to say something.we all studied about communication,barriers regarding it,noise etc.we had also written it in the exams and scored marks.but we never applied it in real life.actually,we were having 'information deficiency syndromes'mutually.i think it is just because all you are not aware of "smiling".very often when you happen to saw us smiles in your faces vanishes.as a result,we,lossed,philosophically saying,1/4 of knowledge.as it says..,knowledge can be..1/4 from teachers,1/4 from friends....so my advice is copy/paste the smile of lalitha teacher by girls(jasi used the words sundarikal,tharunimanikal)and boys that of mr.prakash.your loss is that now we have no pains on your departure.and one thing more, never be like sherin,no users will enter the library.
after some time.....sherin went out of the hall crying immensly.... and other girls...one..by one....

FAREWELL: SHERIN'S REMARK(OVER THE MOBILE)

JASI?WHAT I HAD DONE TO U.MY REPUTATION WAS SHATTERED BEFORE MY TEACHERS.WHY U DON'T TOLD ME IT IN PERSONAL?.I HAVE MY OWN PROBLEMS.WHAT OTHERS KNOW? WHY U DON'T ASK AMRITHA ABOUT MY CHARACTER.I AM NOT A KOLAKOLII,BUT JUST A KITTEN.I TOOK PROLEGOMENA TO U,CLARIFIED UR DOUBT ONCE....THER IS SOMETHING....I WANT TO SEE U FACE TO FACE... .I AM O.K. NOW .NO POPS.NO NEED TO CALL ME OR TO SEND SMS.THER IS NO RANGE NEAR MY HOUSE.

FAREWELL DAY :COMMENTS

ATHIRA:NE NERATHE ORU VAAKKU PARAYATHAD YENTH.NJAN VARULAYIRUNNU.
AMRITHA:I MIGHT HAD COMMITED SUICIDE IF I WERE IN THE POSITION OF SHERIN.
3.FATHIMA:TOO OVER MMMMMMM...
4.LEKSMI:YENTHA EDU
5.CHITRA:EVAN ALLANKKILUM .......
6.SOUMYA:33@##$%$%@#%@#%%$#%$#
7.SHINY:I KNOW U TRIED TO HAVE A JOKE...BUT IT FLOPPED..
8.SHIJU:EDU NEE PARAYANDAYIRUNNU ...NJAN PARAYAMAYIRUNNU...

FAREWELL DAY FRAUDS:FEEDBACKS

DR.G.D-HE WAS COMPLETY DISSAPOINTED."WHAT IS GOING ON....SECRETARY..".HE ASKED SANJO.DLIS HAS BECAME A MOURNING HOUSE.TOLD TO ANAND.
kpv-he made a walk-out in protest."i am terribly unhappy"...i have not came here for the lunch."is this the way to call for lunch".

mv-no comments received yet.

kkl-'jasi'...you have crossed the limits...i have no time now...u need a pinch on ur ear..mmmmm..

AO:WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY."VARATTADU NANNAYI"

FAREWELL DAY:FRIENDS COMMENTS

1.ARUN:YEDA...ENTHINEDA SHERINTTE PERU PARNJATHU...AVAL NENCHATHADICHU KARAYUNNU.SHERINTE NAME VENDAYIRRUNNU.

2.MAHESH:NAME PARAYANDAYIRUNNU

3.NISHAD:JASI EXPRESSED HIS VIEWS.HE HAS THE RIGHT.SHE HAS SOME.....

4.SREEJITH:TALLE,KALAKKI...NE...

5.ROHIT:CONGRATULATIONS

6.SANKAR:NEE SHERINTE NAME PARAYANDA....

7.ANAND:OHHHHHHH....I NEVER EXPECTED THIS FROM U...

FAREWELL DAY-PREETI REACTS SHARPLY

PREETI WAS THERE AT THE WOMENS HOSTEL ON THAT NIGHT.BOTH SHE AND AMRITHA WENT TO SHERIN'S ROOM BUT FIRSTLY THEY WERE NOT ALLOWED TO ENTER THE ROOM BY THE SENIORS.ALL OF THEM WERE TOO ANGRY AT THEM FOR THE INCIDENT HAPPENED AT THE FUNCTION.
THE NEXT DAY PREETI SAID THAT THEY MISSED EXISTING BEST FRIENDSHIP WITH THE SENIORS AND SHE FEARS ALL WILL LOOSE INTERNAL MARKS BY THE TEACHERS JUST BECAUSE OF THE SO CALLED RUBBISH DONE BY SELF-CONCEIT,ALAVALAADI JASSI.
THE REACTION OF OTHER GIRLS IS ALSO THE SAME AND IT WAS PITY ON ANAND FOR REFERRING HIS NAME DURING THE SPEECH BY JASSI.ACTUALLY ANAND IS THE ROLE MODEL AND JASSI'S COMMENT MADE HIS FACE VALUE DOWN ATHIRA SAID.
NB:PREETI'S FEAR OF LOOSING INTERNAL MARKS AND CONTEMPT FOR JASSI WAS CLEAR AT HER NONVERBAL CUES AND SHE DECIDED NOT TO ATTEND ANY MORE FUNCTIONS AT DLIS.

TITLES OF BOOKS FOR SENIORS(JOKES)

1.SHIHABUDHEEN :ADOORUM VEDIYOCHAKALUM:STORY OF A HEART-BROKEN
MLISC DEGREE HOLDER
2.DEEPAK :TARZAN KADAKKAL
3.VIJU :ACHANURANGATHA VEEDU-PRINT VERSION
4.SUDARSHAN :AALIBABA AND 41 THIEVES
5.SANJO JOSE :HOW TO BECOME MORE GLAMOUROUS:101 WAYS
6.RAJESH :ASURAVITTH
7.SAVITRY :KALIKKUDUKKA OR BAALARAMA OR BOBANUM MOLIYUM
8.SANTHIKRISHNA :NEW CRIME THRILLER OF BATTON BOSE"ASANTHIYUDE
DINANGAL"-COLLAPSED DREAMS OF LIBRARY
SCIENCE STUDENTS AFTER HER DEPARTURE"
9.SREE RAKHI :AUTO BIOGRAPHY OF HITLER
10.MANJU :CYNDRILLA
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N.B:TITLES SELECTED BASED ON THEIR NATURE AND CHARACTERISTICS

BOOK FOR SHERIN(JOKE)

THE BOOK SELECTION COMMITTIES OF VARIOUS INSTITUTIONS HAD A HERCULIAN TASK TO FIND OUT A BOOK FOR MS.SHERIN SUSAN PAUL.THE TITLES RECOMENDED ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1.KALLANA: SINCE IT IS SMALL IN SIZE AND NOT FORMIDABLE IT WAS
REJECTED.

2.THE HOUND OF BASKKERWILLES:THE HUNTER EVIL DOG IS DANGEROUS IN
REMOTE SWAMPS ONLY.SO REJECTED.

3.KOLAKOLLI :SELECTED.SINCE IT HAS CENT PERCENT SIMILARITY WITH HER.

TITLES SELECTED FOR SENIORS(JOKES)

1.ANJU :BULL FIGHTS IN GERMANY
2.ANITHA :NUTRIENT DEFICIENCY SYNDROMES
3.SANGEETHA :BAALA VAIDYA CHIKITSA SAMGRAHAM
4.CHITRA :VILLAGE GIRL AND A LOVERS HEART."LOVER"?HE
SINGS... .PLS FIND OUT....
5.REMYA :WOMEN AND OBESITY:A RESEARCH STUDY
6.AMBILI :MINDAA PUUCHA
7.SEBASTIAN(POLICE):GARUDAN TOOKKAUM URUTTALUM:A CRITICAL STUDY
8.NEW CHECHI :CAT WALK:A MODERN APPOROACH
9.TUDY MOL :NAMUKKU VEENDUM PRARTHIKKAM
10.SHERIN :UNABLE TO FIND A BOOK.CONTACTED ALL BOOK
SELECTION COMMITTIES ON EARTH.ADVICE PENDING.
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BOOKS SELECTED BASED ON THEIR NATURE AND CHARACTERISTICS

JINU,"THE ABNORMAL LIBRARIAN"

She got theNET/JRF in 2006.she is second to none as nobody attained it from KU since 2000 in LIS discipline.she came to dept.and gave ladoos to all.some 8-10 were remaining ,so she get into our lecture hall and gave it to us also.Now she is getting trained in British library,Tvpm.I saw her with pleasing manners when i went there.The title may arouse ambiguity.DR.SRRdefines "SUBJECT"in PROLEGOMENA that it should fall in line with the intellectual competence and field of inevitable specialization of a "normal" person.
Lalitha mam said:"abnormal " person means 'mad,eccectric,genius,extra genius,absent minded etc.'Jinu can be ranked as "genius".so the heading should take in that perspective.I often asks reseach scholars their e-mails so to have cost effective means of contacts with them.when i asked jinu her e-mail ,she used the analytico-synthetic method of CC for giving me a class number.As she is very cautious about cyber security,and also the class number given to me was of that meaning,she told: "I have no e-mail".This shows she is having some more stuff than of a genius. she thinks of winding up the training in the British library in march,as DR.DEVARAJAN advices her to join for research in KU ,forseeing a promising career and also a teaching faculty when Lalitha mam retires.

DR.DEEPA:THE "PHENOMENON"(SATIRE)

One girl from the Institute of English sat on the table in the dept.of library and information science.Rohit was so angry and asked her to get down since sitting on the table was prohibited by DR.G.D.
Teaching -learning process is considered to be formal in nature.DR.DEEPA smashed that concept to smithereens.she mimics JAGATHY SREEKUMAR marvellously and uses that ability to edify her lectures,thus making it both informal and interesting.
DR.DEEPA considers the table in front of her chair as a barrier of communication.so she always sits on the table while lecturing with30 degree BODY ANGULATION LEFT LATERALLY.SHIJUcommended:
"there is no wonder to find the girls from there usually sit on tables"
SO TO SAY,IT IS CENT PERCENT RIGHT
"MUMBE GAMIKKUM GOVU THANTE
PIMPE GAMIKKUM BAHU GOKKALLELLAM"

LOVE LETTERS

"X" TOLD HER FATHER THAT ALL HER FRIENDS ARE REGULARLY GETTING "LOVE"LETTERS.SHE HARDLY RECEIVED ANYONE THEN."X" WAS LATE THAT DAY BECAUSE THE ONAM CELEBRATIONS IN THE mliscLECTURE HALL LASTED TILL EVEING.
SHE WENT TO HER HOME IN AUTORICKSHAW .HER FATHER WAS WAITING THERE IN THE GARDEN IMPATIENTLY.
AS SHE ENTERED THE HOME,HER FATHER HEARD THE SOUND OF AUTO RESTARTING FOR RETURN.HE MISINTERPRETED IT AS SOUND OF A BIKE.
HE ASKED HER '"who is that person who dropped u".SHE REPLIED""WHICH BIKE ",I HAVE NOT SEEN ANY BIKE.I CAME IN AN AUTO.

NB:SHE DOES NOT KNOW THE INTERNAL TENSIONS OF A FATHER HAVING A DAUGHTER ABOVE 20_22 YRS OF AGE.

onnum..onnum....

Bhaskaracharya taught his daughter leelavathi mathematics through "slokaas".the slokaas contained interesting queries that was to be answered.

KKLwas trying to recite one slokaa from her mind.she said"what is it"..........oh.....,not remembering....'.

arun suddenly told to me
"onnun onnun randaanu .......
........onnum onnum........fathima......aaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaa..

EX-SERVICE MAN

A full bottle made him out of coverage area.he fell into the well as he was not well enough to walk properly.
His neighbour just stsrted to go for a wedding party then. he heard hue and cry from the well.he informed others and dailed 101.

after rescue,the man was asked how he happened to be in the well.He replied:
"DON"T TOUCH ME,i am an EXSERVICE man,u know .....in 1973,when i was in............"

His neighbour hardly took 2 seconds to take a decision.
later the exserviceman was found counting the stars near the well and 2 out of 32 from his mouth were also missing.

ADVICES (1page)(SATIRE)

The minister was telling the college students about "moral values".the minister was a previous student in that college.a senior staff was there hearing his speech.a sign of contempt flickered on his face.
the minister was college union member during his study there.he married the girl only after a train of protests from her relatives.(she was pregnant before the marriage).
so KPV asserted us that we must be aware of persons who now a days giving advices.he told;once there was a saint.one day he was giving advices to his disciples.the saint saint:"God has created everything,he only have the right to develop and destroy living things."Humans are not permitted to kill anything.at that time the saint was crushing a mosquito in his palms which sucked much blood from his body.
KPV WAS SMILING WHILE SAYING THIS AND LOOKED AT EVERYONE'S FACE.SHINY DID'NT UNDERSTOOD THE CONTEXT MEANT BY KPV.SOUMYA LOOKED AROUND.SHE DID'NT FIND ANYONE SMILING.KPV WAS THEN LOOKING AT HER.SOUMYA SMILED AS IF THE STORY PROMPTED HER TO SMILE AND THUS NOT DISCOURAGING HIM FROM TELLING FURTHER STORIES

THE NOUVELLES TEAM (PRESS CLUB ,TVPM)

The tea and the snacks after the research centre's inagural function refreshed all of us.I congratulated the novelle team members and expressed my best wishes for the newly launched website www.thenouvelles.com.when asked how they r managing such error free language in the articles uploaded,the answer was not same as i have expected.

CAN U GUESS THE ANSWER:
CLUE: GREAT WRITERS SPEND YEARS BEFORE THEY START"GETTING IT RIGHT".

MORNING AND AFTERNOON SURROGATES

In the morning ,KKL was lecturing on library classification.she mentioned about "surrogates". she clarified it with a touching example.now a days uterus are very often lended to nurture the zygote of couples who were not gifted with children.the woman who lends the uterus is not the real mother,she is only a representative ,or surrogate of the real mother.

In the afternoon session,everyone was falling into dozing while MVwas taking class on catalouging.he reffered catalouge as surrogate.he interrogated us:

"what is surrogate"
All of a sudden,ARUN replied,"it is something which is given for lending".I t took more than two minutes to end the laughing explosion in the class and all of us were active again.

dozing=small sleep.

WATER IS PRECIOUS

3 of them were so bored to be there for a long time.They decided to go for roaming. They stepped down the stairs.They happened to hear the sound of water falling from the tap in the lady's toilet.

One among them wanted to close the tap to save the wastage of water.The otherone told him it would be shame upon u if someone sees u coming out of the toilet.

He ignored the caution and walked towards the toilet.The frequency of sound heard was steadily decreasing and finally stopped.He was sure that someone is there inside the toilet ;the person closed the tap after the use.

He was seen so relaxed for not getting into trouble.

CAN U ANTICIPATE IF HE ENTERED THE TOILET AND CLOSED THE TAP?////???????????.

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